If ya get to know the farmers most of them have had law trouble. Cops charged me with 485 lbs, most of which was cannabis seed,
I was put in the 3rd worst rated jail in the nation, the "HELL HOLE". Underground, in dirt cave, my cell lined with steal.
One 4"x 4" portal hole in the steal door with a very dim lite in my cell and no way to tell time. No company, steel bed, no pillow, 1/2 roll of TP, they take your close and throw ya 1932 blk and wht and 1932 blanket with flees and lice. The inmates have crotch rot from dirty cloths.
The elevator down into the cave was the strangest experience, on a rickety cable , go in from a office stainless steal elevator door on one side but once your in the elevator everything 1930's rusty. You land the door open to a dirt cave. I get searched in the elevator and the guard finds a tube of chapstick in my pocket, He puts the chapstick in my hand-cuffs and says he doesnt have time to check it in, that tube of chapstick saved my mind.
Ive been in my underwear freezing for IDK how long. A 16" x 5" door opens and food tray come thru. I ask the cop ; Dont I get a phone call, the ass hole replies; we havnt decided when you get your call, I'll let you know (illegal mind fuck). This is the breakfast recipe from 1932, a 1/4 slab a very old faint grn ham ( edges are rock hard from sitting out, not from cooking), no butter Hard toast, cold oatmeal, 2 piles of powder on your tray, 1 is blue coolaid the other wht pile is sugar. You get sugar if you on good behavior, plastic cup for water. I had yelled for the guard for what I guess was a period 2 - 4 hours , when he came he shut the door on my 4 x 4 window portal and didnt say a word and left.
Finally That little portal window and food door being open helped my mind, I could kinda see down the dirt cave hall with all the cells thru the food door. A Mex, I couldnt understand, was trying to trade with me for my chapstick for his crotch rot,. I just threw him the chapstick. the guards wont give ya any meds,
That favor got me out of jail just before I started to break down, i was having a hard time mentally. The Mex had access to phone and got the only bondsman for 50 miles to come and see me ..
Court
Jury deliberation goes into midnite, Judge orders everyone back at 8am for jury deliberation.
The nite before my verdict
That nite from my hotel room I come to the thcfarmer web site rite here and typed;. Plea Bargins are for pussies and spineless MoFo and snitches. I'm not going to take one nor will I snitch.
Just before lunch the jury comes out, girls crying and they had been fighting hard, make up smeared and the guys were all red faced, The judge offers me a Plea Bargin, Probation- deferred sentence.
I reply loud enough for the Jury, Judge everyone to hear, GIVE ME 4 YRs in PRISON or GIVE ME FREEDOM ! My attorney grabs my knee, looks me straight in the eyes and says I spent part of my life in law skool to defend a guy like you, whispers in my ear, Its ON! He stands , Your Honor my defendant declines that offer, Gasp! from the jury and audience.
Thats a fact Jack,,, So, does this story pass the smell test ? lol
