Tired of trainwrecking other peoples threads? Well then, come party at the captains! Trainwreck this thread with…….trains? Anything goes here……….

[Captspaulding]

I never knew what to expect going into the next section of the song, I'll save this

They are fun, singer reminds me of mike patton

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

 

[Captspaulding]

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Facts is facts.

 

[Captspaulding]

The esteemed gentlemen from Nola.
I’ll kick toddlers down the stairs to see them again. I part crowbar,
1 part agent orange/st vitus jimmy b
1 part corrosion of conformity pepper keenan
1!part gatadamned pantera phil

 

[cannafarmer420]

Update if anyone cares lol
the stupid feminist lady that got the spot I already do at work, I intially turned it down and they had to offer more money to avoid me.....play stupid games win stupid prizes. Maybe I'll tell the owner how I've been doing her job unknowingly so she could do questionnaires and easy bs. Now the new lady making almost 15 an hour more than me gets to do that? I trained my mother fucking self on reading legal docs and handling compliance for a company. I'll do it somewhere else. Someday hopefukly I'm growing weed for a living and I'll love my job. Also feminists such ass, I apologize cap for being negative, but fuck feminists!
Love you guys, have a great day!

 

[Captspaulding]

Update if anyone cares lol
the stupid feminist lady that got the spot I already do at work, I intially turned it down and they had to offer more money to avoid me.....play stupid games win stupid prizes. Maybe I'll tell the owner how I've been doing her job unknowingly so she could do questionnaires and easy bs. Now the new lady making almost 15 an hour more than me gets to do that? I trained my mother fucking self on reading legal docs and handling compliance for a company. I'll do it somewhere else. Someday hopefukly I'm growing weed for a living and I'll love my job. Also feminists such ass, I apologize cap for being negative, but fuck feminists!
Love you guys, have a great day!

Fuck then and the shit nosed hierarchy

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Damn I missed it! But my neighbor with the big tits didn't.. His sweaty nipples were dripping all over the lawnmower..

Mornin yall!!

That comment was slightly misleading due to a case of misreading, didn’t see his until reading a second time.
Sorta like the introduction to this song.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Update if anyone cares lol
the stupid feminist lady that got the spot I already do at work, I intially turned it down and they had to offer more money to avoid me.....play stupid games win stupid prizes. Maybe I'll tell the owner how I've been doing her job unknowingly so she could do questionnaires and easy bs. Now the new lady making almost 15 an hour more than me gets to do that? I trained my mother fucking self on reading legal docs and handling compliance for a company. I'll do it somewhere else. Someday hopefukly I'm growing weed for a living and I'll love my job. Also feminists such ass, I apologize cap for being negative, but fuck feminists!
Love you guys, have a great day!

That sucks, as I was dispensing my bad advice yesterday morning to you, my absentee part time boss tried telling me what to do. My response was fueled by rage about your situation and other circumstances surrounding repeated ignored safety issues in my warehouse and our forklift. To put it lightly, I forced about ten pounds of shit through the phone into his ear canal in about nine seconds flat, hung up, got called back gave another healthy dose of hellfire, while he tried to fire me. I then regained my composure and expressed my views in a more relaxed tone at a lower volume with less profanity, unfired myself and now he’s out looking for a new forklift. I did apologize for my anger but not without a detailed explanation of how well warranted it was. Moral of this story is I’m lucky to still have a job, but even luckier to have resolved a huge safety issue that could have cost me or someone else their health and or life. I hope you can resolve your work related issues in a more calm and respectful manner than I did, if not there’s a desk or two that need to be shit on.

 

[Captspaulding]

That sucks, as I was dispensing my bad advice yesterday morning to you, my absentee part time boss tried telling me what to do. My response was fueled by rage about your situation and other circumstances surrounding repeated ignored safety issues in my warehouse and our forklift. To put it lightly, I forced about ten pounds of shit through the phone into his ear canal in about nine seconds flat, hung up, got called back gave another healthy dose of hellfire, while he tried to fire me. I then regained my composure and expressed my views in a more relaxed tone at a lower volume with less profanity, unfired myself and now he’s out looking for a new forklift. I did apologize for my anger but not without a detailed explanation of how well warranted it was. Moral of this story is I’m lucky to still have a job, but even luckier to have resolved a huge safety issue that could have cost me or someone else their health and or life. I hope you can resolve your work related issues in a more calm and respectful manner than I did, if not there’s a desk or two that need to be shit on.

I’m in if you would like to go on a stealth duece run.

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

They are fun, singer reminds me of mike patton

I’m busier than a cat burying shit on concrete!?!?!

 

[Captspaulding]

I’m busier than a cat burying shit on concrete!?!?!

Oh, well, you have been busy then ‘Avnt ya?
They are weird so I was
Down from jump st,
That songs has one of the wildest guitar licks.
Just fucking different and cool af.

 

[Captspaulding]

What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain

 

[figolus]

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

I’m in if you would like to go on a stealth duece run.

Desk shitters for hire? Our budget includes a hefty amount of chili and laxatives. We come in and drop heat, and we’re discreet!
Unable to flush, cause we leave the good stuff in a rush, let it fester over night, next mornings a horrible site when they turn on the lights. Sign of a job well done, when everything is covered in dung!
You get the message, call now
@ 1-800-PP5-1DUDU leave the last U out for savings

 

[Deadstill]

Yay I actually won the Spiderfarmer giveaway this time! It's not the first time, though, I did win a side-prize of a few grow bags from them a couple years back, but have yet to get or try any of their lights. Perfect timing, too, I'm looking at a little baby Cali Blues popping it's head out of the dirt, along with some other babies I planted a few days ago

Very grateful for the Farm and all y'all who make this place awesome

 

[Captspaulding]

So I snapped some necks yesterday,
None of the Cried, or seemed upset.

 

[Captspaulding]

No they are circling the wagons on me.
I have the fear.

 

[Deadstill]

No they are circling the wagons on me.
I have the fear.

We can't stop here. This is bat country!

 

[PlumberSoCal2]

 

[MartyMcFly42oh]

Yay I actually won the Spiderfarmer giveaway this time! It's not the first time, though, I did win a side-prize of a few grow bags from them a couple years back, but have yet to get or try any of their lights. Perfect timing, too, I'm looking at a little baby Cali Blues popping it's head out of the dirt, along with some other babies I planted a few days ago

Very grateful for the Farm and all y'all who make this place awesome

Congratulations