My trimming's lazy as fuck but sent this pic to an old work buddy and he said he wanted to try it even though not cured. I stuck it in a little plastic container I was gonna throw away and he picked it up. He takes it out of the container and sticks it in a plastic cigarette pack wrapper then straight to back pocket, giving me the container back.
I was like bro come on. lol
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No relevance here, this just reminded me of one of the most ridiculous sales ive ever made.
Asshole story-time lmao.
I had one dude from the drum tribe back in KC that bought a Zip of my biggs one go, he offered 150 over 100 so he could have "all best biggs buds". I obliged.
When he showed up, i gave him all my most beautiful top buds from a single biggs plant, and i even jarred it up in a quart Ball jar for him. A zip, in 5 huge top buds, not a flake of shake. If IIRC i also offered him a free gram of peaceblaster shatter, but he turned it down. This interaction is burned into my memory in vivid detail too for some reason.
He found the jar to be annoying to begin with and complained it wasnt in a zip lock before he even touched the jar, he was also annoyed by how many of the buds had a bigger stem in them. And before he left he asked for a grinder, sat and grinded the entire zip in front of me, asked for a scale, weighed to slightly over 1g of stems, and told me he was gonna need another gram of buds or hes gonna take 50 of the 100 back.
Biggs is half pre 2010 bubba kush. The plant is like 90% indica with F1 vigor. A 7g top bud is going to have a pretty good sized stem in it. But its going to be lighter the Styrofoam too.
But him asking me to replace the weight of the stem isnt actually what bothered me, it was the entire experience of serving this guy
It was him grinding up all of the best buds on one of the nicest runs of the one of the nicest plants ive ever had, all at one go and bagging it up together as shake.He asked for my best buds, which were some of the best buds ive ever grown, and insulted them directly as a way to try and get more out of me, while also destroying them right in front of so he could try and make some point about weight he didnt even understand. He didnt even use a ziplock, he threw all the grinded flower into an old, used, pleated sandwhich baggie, mexi-brick style. Probably still had ground mexi-brick in it.
Before he left he made sure he let a bitchy comment out reminding me how he can get "ounces of flower for 60 bucks since year 2000." (flat, mexican, brick garbage, not even worth smoking usually imho, i tried it a few times)
The guy had the nerve to send a text the following month and say he wanted the same deal, but hes not paying more then 60 for an ounce, thats "the going rate for weed in this state" (missouri)
LOL F***ING L hahahahahaha.
To me its hilarious to think about now. But at the time, it was a total mind-f*ck, what i was dealing with was incomprehensible to me and my roommate personally. I should have been like "yea come on i got you" then refused to answer the door that following month.
Edit::: I also just remembered that guy still owes me 80 bucks for helping him move back in 2016 or 2017 too -_- hahahahahahahaha. The definition of sheister he is. He even owed me that 80 when this cerfuffled sale happened and i had already forgot. Dude was def a bit of a total scumbag lol.