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Show them your ATH Number Two and they'll leave you alone for shizzle.
Be careful, it is very likely that you will be asked to drop a UA when you have your final meetings prior to getting out of the system. It fucked me into another six months of probation. Never took a UA during the time I was under supervision, and they got me. Fuckers.
I completely agree about allowing a knock and talk. They can knock and I will talk through the door and kindly ask them to fuck off and to come back with a warrant. Normally I don't advocate being an asshole to a cop, but the guys who would come knocking, in my eyes, are not police with my best interests in mind, they are there to arrest people to satisfy their quota-that-doesn't-exist. The folks in my example are sick patients, not cash croppers, so they have nothing to hide and were happy to do a show and tell. Legit situations usually lead to legit solutions.
I would rather see cops try and fix their own shit like murdering innocents, not acting like untrained wannabe soldiers, maybe require police abuse lawsuits to be settled with police retirement funds and not citizen tax dollars. If Sheriff Dick wants his full retirement he better make sure Sheriff Richard doesn't shoot unarmed minorities. It boggles my mind that cops can and do kill pets because they can and because they are assholes, but if a citizen injures a police dog they are charged as if the dog was a cop. That's fucking nuts.
I feel like david after dentist.
Is this real life?